A wife asks her husband, an electrician, "Could you please go shopping
for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."


Subject: Best Short Joke Of the Week

A man goes into Barnes and Nobles and asks the young lady assistant,

"Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title.

She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."

The man said, "that's the one, I'll take a copy."



Man sitting at home drinking beer on the veranda with his wife and he
says, "I love you."

She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?"

He replies, "It's me............. talking to the beer."


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